Baggage handling

You can shred it when you take it from my cold, dead fingers!

This isn’t verified or anything, but we’ve come across reports that baggage at Memphis International Airport is literally being decimated. That’s kind of un-reassuring for the largest cargo airport in the world, because generally speaking people like their luggage in one piece. Who knows, maybe it’s a new security policy to make sure terrorists don’t ship ninjas via luggage. Or maybe that’s just what happens when you don’t pay your machinists.

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